Xena的同伴——Gabrielle
作者： 黄德峻 发表时间： October 5, 2005 – 1:22 am -Xena’s moon has unofficially been named Gabrielle, after the sidekick of Xena, the fictitious warrior woman. Gabrielle was announced on Monday as Brown submitted a paper on the matter to Astrophysical Journal.
Xena的月球有个名字了。人类真奇怪，喜欢给不是属于自己的东西取名。就像我喜欢叫狗lobi。
Link: Discovery Channel —— Tenth Planet’s Moon Named Gabrielle
圈圈游戏
作者： 黄德峻 发表时间： October 4, 2005 – 12:49 pm -前几天在cari看到圈圈的问题，我替他们打出来了，结果还是很多人说无解。他们又怎么知道无解呢？难道他们知道答案？不然怎么那么肯定地说无解？
这就像我问你那个葡萄里有几个jiji，你跟我说不可能知道的。结果另外一个bastard去偷吃那葡萄，然后告诉你说那个葡萄没有种子的。然后我拿同一branch的葡萄问你说，有几个种子啊？你还是说是不可能知道的！别人告诉你了你不相信,那你吃了你就知道了啊！
这就是我说的fix-minded了。就是脑袋不能接受新的事物。身边很多朋友都是这样。以前会去跟他们辩论，讲道理给他们听。现在我已经对这些人感到累了。所以现在我不是ignore这些人的话，就是去找真凭实据给他们看（可是有些人的脑袋就是死的！），要不要相信是他们的事。
我自己命名的这个fix-minded concept呢，是说一个人先见为主（是这个成语吗？）。
就像A以为所有女子都有big breast（因为她妈妈有，他朋友有)，但你告诉他这个笑话时:
一天一个女子很生气的告诉友人说：“昨晚我被非礼了”
友人：“有发生什么事吗？有没有报警？先冷静下来先”
女子：“怎么不生气？那人从我后面摸我的胸部，然后说：‘妈的，是个男的’”
A会告诉你说那笑话里被非礼的根本就是个男的。
(以上例子没有歧视女子的成分；以上例子全属虚构）
你会吐血吗？会的，我在sunway这里交到的朋友都是这样，很多都是budak semenanjung。天啊？你们都说我们budak sarawak是住树上的，当我告诉你我比较有钱，是住在洞里的，那你相不相信？为什么你们的思想是留在那躲避恐龙的时代（不是jurassic park那个时代）。
| Your Personality Is |
Rational (NT) You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas. Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people. You seem distant to some – but it’s usually because you’re deep in thought. In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate – who is also very intelligent. At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers – like programming, medicine, or academia. With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can’t take your criticism well. As far as your looks go, you’re coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly. On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things. |
好了，其实呢贴这个blog是想说给bobocaca, cari的朋友玩这个类似之前圈圈游戏的游戏。
听好了，这是那个题目：
你怎么把以下的拳拳用4条线连在一起呢？（4条线要连到）
为了不造成misunderstanding,给你一个sample:
不过不可以像下面这个这样：
一星期后(11/10/2005)告诉你答案吧。
Link:
Think Out Of The Box
Bobocaca —— [原创]考验你的智力
Cari佳里 —— [原创]考验你的智力
Net Disaster 网站毁灭
作者： 黄德峻 发表时间： October 4, 2005 – 1:37 am -
在烂周刊那里看到看到这个Net Disaster的东西。好好玩哦。
Xena的月亮圆吗？
作者： 黄德峻 发表时间： October 3, 2005 – 11:23 am -Scientists are over the moon at the W.M. Keck Observatory and the California Institute of Technology over a new discovery of a satellite orbiting the Solar System’s 10th planet (2003 UB313). The newly discovered moon orbits the farthest object ever seen in the Solar System.
看到Physorg.com的一则新闻说前几个月宣布的10th-planet-wannabe-in-our-solar-system （2003 UB313)有个月亮。
对了，Xena不是这颗planet or ball的真正名字。那是那个叫Mike Brown的人个人为它取名的。还没得到批准。不过不管2003 UB313有没有被证实，他都会给那astronomy界带来很大的改变。
个人对这些东西很有兴趣，不过就是没那种欲望去读这科。为什么呢？也许是因为我永远找不出到底哪个才是北斗星。
（吉隆坡讯）不久的将来，或只有大学生才能加入警队，实践维持社会治安，除邪惩恶的理想！
离我所说的k-government进一步了。不过还有很长的路要走。
Link:
Physorg.com —— Tenth Planet Has a Moon
星洲日报 —— 副总警长∶提高录取条件 警察或须大专资格
Uncyclopedia
作者： 黄德峻 发表时间： October 3, 2005 – 8:17 am -听过encyclopedia吧？这个uncyclopedia似乎是对着encyclopedia干的。不过这个uncyclopedia真的真的很好笑。如果你闷的话可以去看看。
特别找了以下几个东西
“Durians are nasty. One gave me a bloody sore throat and I couldn’t spew quotes for a week!”
— Oscar Wilde on Malaysia
Malaysia
Essentially a tiny penisular found to the north of their slightly more anal cousins who live on an even smaller island Singapore, Malaysia is a young nation of diverse cultures and races (including the F1). Moving foward with a vision as a collective community towards the vision of becoming a developed nation by the year 2020, 4040, 5050 or whatever catchy number.
It is made up of 13 states namely Selangor, Kedah, Trengganu, Kelantan, Pahang, Penang, Johor (just north of Singapore), Sabah, Sarawak, Perlis, Malacca, Perak and Negeri Sembilan.
Malays run around with spears and attempt to subdue the technologically advanced but non-wiping Chinese in a bout for island domination. The prize is beer, which is illegal to muslims anyway. But it’s the principle that counts, you know.
还有以下这个很讽刺的：
There is another bit of Malaysia in Borneo, but this area does not concern us, being entirely populated by hairy orange flying monkeys and sprinkled with a healthy scattering of tourists in very expensive hotels, many of whom ignore the bounty of nature (rainforests, coral reefs, endangered species etc.) and just spend their whole holiday playing golf instead.
Sarawak地这么大，那些头头都不会去发展旅游业。因为随便搞点东西就能吸引人来了。没出过国的meh?他们简直浪费资源。
Schools in Malaysia educate the children to become high achievers; eg. to be able to create the HIGHEST pile of pirated VCDs, the LONGEST line of cows, or even the BIGGEST Ramly burger. To achieve the best of the best results, school children are made to carry huge bags containing heavy books and other heavy items every day to school. This builds up their back muscles and backbone so that they will not only look great, but also have an excellent overall support of the body.
真的笑到不耐了。不过讲得很贴实啊！
“ We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck Wikipedia. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!”
- Karl Rove on Wikipedia
Search了一下uncyclopedia是怎么写宿敌encycopedia的。
Articles in Wikipedia are often deleted with a clever and witty message attached. These “joke deletions” are a fun activity that users play towards each other- whomever writes the cleverest message gets to delete someone else’s article, and the author of said article checks up on it only to find it removed, and promptly dies in various fits of laughter. These colloquial sayings are known as “isnotisms,” and are presented in the following format:
* Wikipedia is not a crystal ball (Wikipedia is a crystal ball, but claims not to be)
* Wikipedia is not a cookbook
* Wikipedia is not a pornographic image repository (This is of course a lie)
* Wikipedia is not a place for master debaters
* Wikipedia is not a place for Schoolcruft
* Wikipedia is not a land of milk and honey
* Wikipedia is not a valid reference material
* Wikipedia is not a hormone, but it slows bone loss and increases bone density
* Wikipedia is not a place for happy people
* Wikipedia is not a-bove plagiarising
* Wikipedia is not a majoritarian democracy
* Wikipedia is not your Dad’s favourite pair of polka-dotted socks
* Wikipedia is not Oscar Wilde in disguise
* Wikipedia is not better than looking at fannies
* Wikipedia is not a Korean tranny prostitute, although evidence has been found to that effect
* Wikipedia is not a city in Texas
* Wikipedia is not what I put on my toast
* Wikipedia is not what you put on your toast
* Wikipedia is not how you do the hokey pokey
* Wikipedia is not UNIX
* Wikipedia is not cricket
* Wikipedia is not a river in EgyptWikipedia could, however, be considered pie. It could also be considered a sexual position.
好奇心的驱使下（ehem..)就找了个fuck字。看到了很多好笑好笑的东西：
For those obsessed with so-called-experts, Wikipedia has an article about:
Fuck.
Fuck is the 6th most commonly used word in the English language, after shit (#5), the (#4), Bush(#3), asphalt (#2) and me (#1). Its versatility as a word is rarely seen in the common lexicon. It can be used as a noun:
“Damn! That fuck got away!”
As a verb:
“That dog is hot; I’d fuck her.”
As an adjective:
“That fucking jerk won’t get away with it.”
As an adverb:
“Hermes traipsed fuckfully through the leafy fuckhole.”
An excellent interjection between syllables:
“Abso-fucking-lutely not. That’s de-fucking-licous”
As a substitute for song lyrics you can’t remember:
“Billie Fuck fuck not my lover, she’s just a fuck who fuck that I fuck the fuck. But fuck in the fuck fuck fuck donkey.”
The word fuck can even be used almost exclusively in one sentence:
“Fuck fuckero fucking fuckers!”
or “Fuck! This fucking fucker’s fucking fucked!” OR “FUCK THE FUCKED FUCKER AND THE FUCKER WHO FUCKED HIM FUCKFULLY!!” Or “Fuck You Fucking Fuckers”
As you can see, fuck has many uses. It has really fucking soared in popularity in non-English speaking nations due to the success of U.S., Australian and British television sexual exploits, particularly the series Fuck Face, The Derryn Hinch Experience and “Let’s Fuck Your Mother’s Fuckhole.”
今天真的好开心啊！看到这么好笑的网站！哈哈
Link:
Uncyclopedia —— Malaysia
Uncyclopedia —— Wikipedia
Uncyclopedia —— Fuck
林依晨blog
作者： 黄德峻 发表时间： October 2, 2005 – 12:09 pm -
在LiewCF.com那里看到原来那个唱《孤单北半球》的林依晨也有个blog。
Lin I Chen? Lin Yi Chen才是正确的发音吧？
以下是我最常听得10首歌：
- Damien Rice – Delicate
- 弦子 – 醉清风
- Dan Fogelberg – Longer
- 张杰 – 北斗星的爱
- 陈晓东 – 我愿意
- Remy Zero – Save Me
- 五月天 – 温柔
- Joe Cocker – You are so beautiful
- 张学友 – 心如刀割
- 赵传 – 我很丑 可是我很温柔
还有最近听的10首歌：
- 老狼 – 同桌的你
- 顺子 – I’m Sorry
- Toni Braxton – Unbreak My Heart
- 王力宏 – Last Night
- 梁咏琪 – 回旋木马的终端
- 蔡健雅 – 原点
- Rod Stewart – I Don’t Want To Talk About It
- 周传雄 – 再见北极雪
- 戴佩妮 – 街角的幸福
- Rie Fu – Life is like a Boat
最新搜集的10首歌：
- Juwita Suwito – Breathe Again
- 梁静茹 – 接受
- Felix Mendelssohn – Mamula Moon
- 网络歌曲 – 颓废
- 顺子 – Dear Friend
- 雪狼湖 （中文版）
- Linkin Park – Somewhere I Belong
- Green Day – Wake Me Up When September Ends
- 后弦 – 西厢
- Aslyn – That’s When I Love You
还有个人喜欢的20首不在以上的英文歌：
- Hoobastank – The Reason
- Elton John – Your Song
- Gareth Gates – Unchained Melody
- All 4 One – I Swear
- Luther Vandross – Dance With My Father
- Blue – One Love
- Leann Rimes – How Do I Live
- Simple Plan – Untitled
- 张菲 – When I Fall In Love
- 3 doors down – Here Without You
- Disney Magic – Can You Feel The Love Tonight
- Live – Heaven
- Beatles – Yesterday
- Eric Clapton – Wonderful Tonight
- Richard Marx – Right Here Waiting For You
- Sissel – Summer Snow
- Norah Jones – New York City
- Bee Gees – How Deep Is Your Love
- Beatles – Hey Jude
- Jennifer Lopez – Do You Know Where You’re Going To
还有个人喜欢的20首不在以上中文歌：
- 陈颖见 – 熬夜
- 林子良 – 爱情故事
- 刘德华 – 练习
- 伍思凯 – 分享
- 陶晶莹 – 太委屈
- 何润东 – 真心话
- 张栋梁 – 付出
- 陈晓东 – 心有独钟
- 蓝心梅 – 一见钟情
- 五月天 – 听不到
- 林志颖 – 稻草人
- Yuki – 第一次
- 孙燕姿 – 遇见
- 周杰伦 – 东风破
- 李圣杰 – 痴心相绝对
- 山风点火/芬兰 – 不能不爱
- 陈奕讯 – 兄妹
- 周杰伦 – 蜗牛
- 周华建 – 好想哭
- 伊能静 – 你是我的幸福吗
还有太多太多喜欢的歌了。不过懒惰写了。以上喜欢的歌都是randomly pick的。
Link: 林家女孩依晨的青春部落格
Gomez Peer
作者： 黄德峻 发表时间： October 1, 2005 – 12:33 pm -Gomez is happy to announce…
Gomez is planning to expand our PEER program by adding a new PEER Account Status, PREMIUM PEER. Growing demand for our Internet Performance Management services is increasing the need for PEERs around the world in certain locations. In order to meet the growing need, over the next few months Gomez will be implementing the PREMIUM PEER program.
The PREMIUM PEER program will include payments for online time, processing time, referral bonuses with no minimum time required to earn the online time payments. In the coming month’s we will be reaching out to those eligible for this program.
To make this all possible Gomez is making some changes to the payment scale for current active PEERs. As of October 1, 2005, active PEERs will be paid only for processing time and referral bonuses. This will make it so we can have more Active PEERs. Also, Gomez will be removing the minimum amount of time online per day required to earn payments. This will help dial-up users in some regions of the world earn money without incurring additional connection costs.
Stay tuned for additional details!!!
之前介绍人这个gomez peer，不用做什么就可以赚钱的。奇怪的是我介绍的人都没被批准成为active users。而我呢，每个月都有钱到我的e-gold account。看到gomez peer的这则通告后，才知道原来自己介绍其他人时，他们已经打算不加新的users了。对那些人我要说声抱歉。不过现在又有收新会员了。你们可以试试看。因为我已经收到超过20$USD了。
