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Monday, October 3rd, 2005听过encyclopedia吧？这个uncyclopedia似乎是对着encyclopedia干的。不过这个uncyclopedia真的真的很好笑。如果你闷的话可以去看看。
特别找了以下几个东西
“Durians are nasty. One gave me a bloody sore throat and I couldn’t spew quotes for a week!”
— Oscar Wilde on Malaysia
Malaysia
Essentially a tiny penisular found to the north of their slightly more anal cousins who live on an even smaller island Singapore, Malaysia is a young nation of diverse cultures and races (including the F1). Moving foward with a vision as a collective community towards the vision of becoming a developed nation by the year 2020, 4040, 5050 or whatever catchy number.
It is made up of 13 states namely Selangor, Kedah, Trengganu, Kelantan, Pahang, Penang, Johor (just north of Singapore), Sabah, Sarawak, Perlis, Malacca, Perak and Negeri Sembilan.
Malays run around with spears and attempt to subdue the technologically advanced but non-wiping Chinese in a bout for island domination. The prize is beer, which is illegal to muslims anyway. But it’s the principle that counts, you know.
还有以下这个很讽刺的：
There is another bit of Malaysia in Borneo, but this area does not concern us, being entirely populated by hairy orange flying monkeys and sprinkled with a healthy scattering of tourists in very expensive hotels, many of whom ignore the bounty of nature (rainforests, coral reefs, endangered species etc.) and just spend their whole holiday playing golf instead.
Sarawak地这么大，那些头头都不会去发展旅游业。因为随便搞点东西就能吸引人来了。没出过国的meh?他们简直浪费资源。
Schools in Malaysia educate the children to become high achievers; eg. to be able to create the HIGHEST pile of pirated VCDs, the LONGEST line of cows, or even the BIGGEST Ramly burger. To achieve the best of the best results, school children are made to carry huge bags containing heavy books and other heavy items every day to school. This builds up their back muscles and backbone so that they will not only look great, but also have an excellent overall support of the body.
真的笑到不耐了。不过讲得很贴实啊！
“ We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck Wikipedia. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!”
- Karl Rove on Wikipedia
Search了一下uncyclopedia是怎么写宿敌encycopedia的。
Articles in Wikipedia are often deleted with a clever and witty message attached. These “joke deletions” are a fun activity that users play towards each other- whomever writes the cleverest message gets to delete someone else’s article, and the author of said article checks up on it only to find it removed, and promptly dies in various fits of laughter. These colloquial sayings are known as “isnotisms,” and are presented in the following format:
* Wikipedia is not a crystal ball (Wikipedia is a crystal ball, but claims not to be)
* Wikipedia is not a cookbook
* Wikipedia is not a pornographic image repository (This is of course a lie)
* Wikipedia is not a place for master debaters
* Wikipedia is not a place for Schoolcruft
* Wikipedia is not a land of milk and honey
* Wikipedia is not a valid reference material
* Wikipedia is not a hormone, but it slows bone loss and increases bone density
* Wikipedia is not a place for happy people
* Wikipedia is not a-bove plagiarising
* Wikipedia is not a majoritarian democracy
* Wikipedia is not your Dad’s favourite pair of polka-dotted socks
* Wikipedia is not Oscar Wilde in disguise
* Wikipedia is not better than looking at fannies
* Wikipedia is not a Korean tranny prostitute, although evidence has been found to that effect
* Wikipedia is not a city in Texas
* Wikipedia is not what I put on my toast
* Wikipedia is not what you put on your toast
* Wikipedia is not how you do the hokey pokey
* Wikipedia is not UNIX
* Wikipedia is not cricket
* Wikipedia is not a river in EgyptWikipedia could, however, be considered pie. It could also be considered a sexual position.
好奇心的驱使下（ehem..)就找了个fuck字。看到了很多好笑好笑的东西：
For those obsessed with so-called-experts, Wikipedia has an article about:
Fuck.
Fuck is the 6th most commonly used word in the English language, after shit (#5), the (#4), Bush(#3), asphalt (#2) and me (#1). Its versatility as a word is rarely seen in the common lexicon. It can be used as a noun:
“Damn! That fuck got away!”
As a verb:
“That dog is hot; I’d fuck her.”
As an adjective:
“That fucking jerk won’t get away with it.”
As an adverb:
“Hermes traipsed fuckfully through the leafy fuckhole.”
An excellent interjection between syllables:
“Abso-fucking-lutely not. That’s de-fucking-licous”
As a substitute for song lyrics you can’t remember:
“Billie Fuck fuck not my lover, she’s just a fuck who fuck that I fuck the fuck. But fuck in the fuck fuck fuck donkey.”
The word fuck can even be used almost exclusively in one sentence:
“Fuck fuckero fucking fuckers!”
or “Fuck! This fucking fucker’s fucking fucked!” OR “FUCK THE FUCKED FUCKER AND THE FUCKER WHO FUCKED HIM FUCKFULLY!!” Or “Fuck You Fucking Fuckers”
As you can see, fuck has many uses. It has really fucking soared in popularity in non-English speaking nations due to the success of U.S., Australian and British television sexual exploits, particularly the series Fuck Face, The Derryn Hinch Experience and “Let’s Fuck Your Mother’s Fuckhole.”
今天真的好开心啊！看到这么好笑的网站！哈哈
Link:
Uncyclopedia —— Malaysia
Uncyclopedia —— Wikipedia
Uncyclopedia —— Fuck
