发表一下无无聊聊的文章, 评下想评的事, 分享下心得, 只想做个无无聊聊的人
很欣赏其他人写的文章，因为很文艺。不过那种文艺感，不会出自我的手。
我写作呢，有我个人的写法。显然和其他人不同。
A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
– A History of Western Philosophy
我不明白在中学时期（中四中五），为什么我这种写法不被接受。最后一次考试还被臭骂一顿（那是我觉得我写得最好的作品）。后来SPM，我还是继续我这种写法。最后来个A2。
我写作呢，不被哪个作家影响。我不喜欢模仿人。
不过我喜欢我自己写东西的方法，谁也管不着。
搞不好以后我出书，多少人会学我的写法。那时希望那位中文老师不要吐血。
对了，那位老师是位很好的教师。只是她的教法并不适合我。毕竟我态度有问题。
其实很多女子跟男子分手后，大多数都会这样说：”我讨厌男子！以后再也不信他们了“
虽然如此，你最后还是会跟另一个男子在一起。
这是给那些说讨厌男子玩的游戏
Link: Throw Rocks At Boys
这是我在Sibu的一个好朋友的blog。我们以前谈很多生意经的。
他个人很喜欢designing的东东，所以他就做了一个blog来展示他的作品。
看到上面那个Duller的heading吗？就是他帮我做的。
他这个人在Sarawak里走动的比我多，local activities也参加的比较多，所以比较道地的东东他比我清楚。例如Mukah的什么Pesta Kaul他都懂，而我只懂Pasta。就连有什么样子的Pasta我都不懂。
所以你要懂Sarawak的什么东东，或者说你要看他那个白痴设计的东西，可以看他的10 yard Blog。
请多多支持他，我的好朋友嘛！哈哈
Link: 10 Yard - My Flash work, Photography and Designs
I wrote this one in english for my bananafriends who don’t understand chinese..
You see, i read this post in somebody who i dunno her name (yan?)
Conversation No. 1-
A: Now that Miri is a city, is there any difference?
B: Yes, only one person is different.
A: Who is this lucky person?
B: The mayor. Now, he is the mayor of a city. His salary should be at par with that of a minister. Perhaps, RM20K plus…Conversation No. 2-
C: What changes do you expect in the short run being a city?
D: Increase of house rate payable to the City Council lor.Conversation No. 3-
E: Do you feel proud staying in a city?
F: No difference le. The same road, the same garden, the same shop…
lol.. i think figure it out why our boss in sibu don’t want sibu to be city so fast
1. the benefit he get are far better than what the city mayor get
2. he loves cheap chickskampua
3. he wants kfc, McD, and SugarBun be the luxury restaurant in sibu (how patriotic he is)
4. he loves gardens, and he’ll continue building them
5. he’s graduated from some places which got less population (good environment for studies)
6. he hates mahua things (he prefer peace as he knows that city got higher crime rates)
7. he thinks sibuans are stupid
8. he got no pride and dignity in himself
9. he dun like me
10. i dun like him
Who’s HE or HIM? i dunno, you figure that out..
anyway, i rmb last time they said “WE’LL BECOME A CITY IN 2004, TOGETHER OR FASTER THAN MIRI”, then when it approached 2004 and when MIRI finally become a city, this is what they said, “2008 is our future, sibu will be a city at that time!”
wah… so semangat! i hope they don’t say that “Our dream of becoming City is not far! 2012 will be our day!” I’m really pissed offtired of those things.. i scare that time dream will still remain as dream and the he, will live in his dreams forever and never open his eyes again.. (whoopz, i didn’t mean anything)
well… we sibuans are very very very the forgetful one… including me.. for example, i dunno how many times i breathe for the last minute…
oh ya, sorry for those who come and read my chinese post but end up reading the broken english of mine.. as i said, this is for my bananafriends who don’t can’t read chinese
Link: Yan’s Corner - In Touch - Sibu, my Sibu
在我的第二天堂那里看到这个personality test. 以为是关于LOTR的，最后竟然出现Sirius Black!?哈哈，真得越来越糊涂了。。不过Sirius Black死的很惨啊！
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You scored as Sirius Black. You are a gifted wizard and very loyal to your allegiance. Whilst you have a big heart and care very much about those around you, you can be a little arrogant and reckless at times.
Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is…? |
This is what PrincessRen wrote on 10/10/2005
After living here (Kay-el) for almost 10 years now, i came across some people who would be so curious about the East Malaysians. Few friends came to have dinner at my place yesterday, and we discussed about the weird and stupid questions people here would ask them. Here are a few:
1. People in Sabah/Sarawak still live on tree is it?
2. How many days you will reach here by airplane?
3. What does the Sabah/Sarawakian’s money looks like? (huh??? we’re not malaysian ar????)
4. Your people still hunting for heads right? (adoi, soalan begini lah yang paling sakit sekali. Yeah your head if you ever ask me that question again)
5. You’re not Malaysian right, since you live in Sabah/Sarawak?
6. People there still use cawat (loincloth), is it?
7. Is it true if we go there our penis will grow on our forehead? (what ! What? WTF! Where do you hear such thing?)
8. You people do not have religion, right?
9. Sabah/Sarawak is part of Indonesia right? (sigh. Fail Geography kot this people)haha.. funny isn’t it? What a laugh i had with my friends yesterday. well, back to work.
Am i committing plagiarism? don care lah! haha.. very lazy now.. (i even have the same title as hers)
Anyway, this is my reply:
1. People in Sabah/Sarawak still live on tree is it?
Yea… we still live on tree, just i’m richer, i live in cave2. How many days you will reach here by airplane?
we are so poor that there’s no aeroplane.. we just have a tiny machine that can move body particles to one place in split sec.3. What does the Sabah/Sarawakian’s money looks like?
when we hit the money, the agong face on the money will turn red one.. that shows that we’re using the real money.. you hit ur agong face see will red or not (i call ISA)4. Your people still hunting for heads right?
yes.. so?5. You’re not Malaysian right, since you live in Sabah/Sarawak?
Yea we’re not malaysian.. but you’re sarawakian (i’m kidding)6. People there still use cawat (loincloth), is it?
what the heck is cawat?7. Is it true if we go there our penis will grow on our forehead?
nono.. just ur head will become dickhead8. You people do not have religion, right?
yea, u’re dman right. coz we ourselves are gods9. Sabah/Sarawak is part of Indonesia right?
no.. indonesia belongs to sarawak..no offense, that’s what i’ll answer them since they’re so open-minded to learn new things
do i answer that correctly? i think i do! you stewpid kay-el ppl! haha..
anyway.. i think kl’s chef never try to improve their cooking skills.. man! frankly i’m not picky in eating, i can finish all the food even though they don’t taste nice.. but when i’m in kl, the food that make me eat one mouth and stop eating EXIST IN THIS WORLD
for example, the laksa here is curry mee! yes i call it curry mee! and don fool by any restaurant to eat any sarawak laksa here! it’s totally bullshit!
sarawak laksa is cooked with prawn, not the stewpid fish (like that better go to eat curry fish head), and our noodle is sth like bee hoon like that! where got so big like ramen like that!?
Okie.. this is what i got from google image search
That’s the mee i mean! small small one! but throw away the fishball and the stewpid red red thing (i dunno wat it calls coz i never like it, someone tell me).. and this is how kl ppl cook things, they always throw a lot of things together to cook… that only spoil the taste!
This look nice! damn!
my dear sibu friends.. if you got time can you help me capture some nice laksa picture? i know nicholas like the ALOHA’s laksa, he said there got the best laksa which i think just so so only.. but.. kl’s laksa don’t meet the requirement to compete with our laksa! haha…
conclusion: kl is a kampung place for food… after eating so many years unhealthy food, now i know why they ask so many stupid questions!
p/s don believe what kl ppl recommended food.. and sorry for my bad english.. and sunway, you’re just bloody hell! this is the SECOND time i write this same thing because of your bad connection!!!!
Link: I just feel like running…: Stewpid Questions
（吉隆坡讯）企业发展与合作社部长莫哈末卡立警告巴士及德士业者，勿趁开斋节期间擅自起价，避免执照被吊销。
哦。。。原来可以在其它时间乱乱起价。。。
不过，他说，监督业者的责任不限於政府执法当局，消费人也应举报擅自起价的业者。
“他们不该只向媒体投诉业者的不是，他们应向当局投报。”
哈哈，这句话好笑。你所谓的当局是哪里啊？每次都这么说，可是都没告诉我们去哪里举报，那当然我们就告诉媒体咯，他们知道哪里投诉嘛。要不然去哪里投诉？
他说，业者不该吵著要起价，相反的，他们应设法改善服务来应付大量的乘客。
哈哈。。这个政府也很可爱一下。他们在还没吵之前已经私自起价了。在吵得时候起得更多。你白痴啊！？照我说你应该派人来sunway hostel附近，看看他们的公价！
在一星期前问了一个题目，今天要给各位解答了。
相信你的眼睛，这就是答案。不要告诉我无解。这是Think Out Of The Box这个theory最基本的题目。
什么是Think Out Of The Box呢？
就是用不正常的思想来想一个正常的东西（Think common sense in an uncommon sense)。不要把思想范围局限在小小的箱子里。要以不同的角度看世界。
有空就去图书馆接Mike Vance和Diane Deacon的Think Out Of The Box来读吧。不过老实说，我也没读过这本书。
你答不出并不是说你笨，因为uncyclopedia说：
Stupid people are often the most intelligent people on the planet.
再问你一题吧，什么时候2大过5，5大过0，而0又大过2呢？
答案是剪刀（要highlight才能够看，不懂什么是highlight?去查字典吧）
Link:
圈圈游戏
Think Out Of The Box
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