男人女人都是老虎机
Sunday, September 17th, 2006如果你是钓男高手的话，你是老虎机。因为男子需要一直投资金钱时间与精神给你，中到jackpot的机会，很渺小。
如果你是钓女高手的话，你是老虎机。 不过女子在你身上中奖的机会，机率很高。
某月就是 September, 2006
我拍的强奸影片
Friday, September 15th, 2006Sotong上载并贴了我去年拍的影片，那是为了做LAN科目（道德）而做的。影片主要内容是说小心色狼，还教你如何防狼。影片是我拍摄的，也有involve主导演习过程，不过我拍摄技巧不好，一直震。做剪接的不是我，而且做剪接的时候我不在场。虽然拍摄出来的东西不如想象中的完美，不过主要的意思还是在里面的。
你们也许也想尝试拍些东西吧，那么你们就知道为什么这世上有那么多烂戏了。因为在想象中的戏比现实拍出来的好看。所以阿呆其中一句口头禅：“不要只是想，要做。”
对了，在影片里面是看不到我的，不过也许会听到我的声音。
VampireFreaks.com反驳说传播爱
Friday, September 15th, 2006Kimveer Gill，一位25岁男子在Montreal’s Dawson College杀了一位学生和伤了其他20个人。他是VampireFreaks.com (一个网上社群）的一员，并有他的照片拿着一把枪，让某些人很不舒服。
Kimveer Gill, the 25-year-old man who killed one student and wounded 20 other people at Montreal’s Dawson College, had a posting on the site that showed him posing with guns and included such eerie statements as “Anger and hatred simmers within me.”
His catchphrase, often posted when he commented on others’ journals, was: “Life is like a video game, you gotta die sometime.”
做不喜欢的事的动力
Friday, September 15th, 2006很多事我不喜欢做，可是我每次都能很快很专心的做完。朋友就奇怪，问我说是怎么做到的，我说着全靠不喜欢的动力。
这道理就像你的一碟食物里，有你不喜欢和你喜欢的菜。”Save the best for the last”是我常说的事，所以常常把好吃的留到最后才吃。为了吃那好吃的菜，我必须把不好吃的先吃完。
下雨了吗？
Thursday, September 14th, 2006看着外面，视线很模糊。
问你说，是否下雨了？你说没有。
我走了出去，湿了。
看着你，你耸了肩。
我想我始终是你心里被敷衍的那个。
让你hold一下
Thursday, September 14th, 2006在变态家族看到这篇很好笑的文章：
“I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words “I do.”
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT???”
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I’m thinking, “What was her first clue?” I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewellery department where she gets a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don’t think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when she said, “I’m ready to go to the cash register.”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No, honey, I don’t feel like buying all this stuff now.” You should have seen her face. It went completely blank. I then said, “Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.”
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man.”
I figure that I won’t be having sex again until some time after the Spring of 2008 but godammit it was worth it.”
如果要看华语译文可以在变态家族那里看。
男人是很小气的。
Link:
Sexual urges of men and women by Antti Brax
变态家族 - 男女有别
青出于蓝
Thursday, September 14th, 2006一个老师是好老师因为他的学生比他厉害。
热情像一把火
Thursday, September 14th, 2006这把热情，不能点燃一根香烟，不能把她的心绵了。这不是因为爱所产生出来的热情，这是病出来的。感觉上我有能把鸡蛋握在手里就让它熟的超能力。
屏息
Wednesday, September 13th, 2006今天看到了一位让我屏住呼吸的女子，不是因为她臭，而是因为太美了。
