Monday, October 3rd, 2005
Scientists are over the moon at the W.M. Keck Observatory and the California Institute of Technology over a new discovery of a satellite orbiting the Solar System’s 10th planet (2003 UB313). The newly discovered moon orbits the farthest object ever seen in the Solar System.
Physorg.com —— Tenth Planet Has a Moon
看到Physorg.com的一则新闻说前几个月宣布的10th-planet-wannabe-in-our-solar-system （2003 UB313)有个月亮。
对了，Xena不是这颗planet or ball的真正名字。那是那个叫Mike Brown的人个人为它取名的。还没得到批准。不过不管2003 UB313有没有被证实，他都会给那astronomy界带来很大的改变。
个人对这些东西很有兴趣，不过就是没那种欲望去读这科。为什么呢？也许是因为我永远找不出到底哪个才是北斗星。
（吉隆坡讯）不久的将来，或只有大学生才能加入警队，实践维持社会治安，除邪惩恶的理想！
星洲日报 —— 副总警长∶提高录取条件 警察或须大专资格
离我所说的k-government进一步了。不过还有很长的路要走。
Link:
Physorg.com —— Tenth Planet Has a Moon
星洲日报 —— 副总警长∶提高录取条件 警察或须大专资格
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Monday, October 3rd, 2005
听过encyclopedia吧？这个uncyclopedia似乎是对着encyclopedia干的。不过这个uncyclopedia真的真的很好笑。如果你闷的话可以去看看。
特别找了以下几个东西
“Durians are nasty. One gave me a bloody sore throat and I couldn’t spew quotes for a week!”
— Oscar Wilde on Malaysia
Malaysia
Essentially a tiny penisular found to the north of their slightly more anal cousins who live on an even smaller island Singapore, Malaysia is a young nation of diverse cultures and races (including the F1). Moving foward with a vision as a collective community towards the vision of becoming a developed nation by the year 2020, 4040, 5050 or whatever catchy number.
It is made up of 13 states namely Selangor, Kedah, Trengganu, Kelantan, Pahang, Penang, Johor (just north of Singapore), Sabah, Sarawak, Perlis, Malacca, Perak and Negeri Sembilan.
Malays run around with spears and attempt to subdue the technologically advanced but non-wiping Chinese in a bout for island domination. The prize is beer, which is illegal to muslims anyway. But it’s the principle that counts, you know.
Uncyclopedia —— Malaysia
还有以下这个很讽刺的：
There is another bit of Malaysia in Borneo, but this area does not concern us, being entirely populated by hairy orange flying monkeys and sprinkled with a healthy scattering of tourists in very expensive hotels, many of whom ignore the bounty of nature (rainforests, coral reefs, endangered species etc.) and just spend their whole holiday playing golf instead.
Uncyclopedia —— Malaysia
Sarawak地这么大，那些头头都不会去发展旅游业。因为随便搞点东西就能吸引人来了。没出过国的meh?他们简直浪费资源。
Schools in Malaysia educate the children to become high achievers; eg. to be able to create the HIGHEST pile of pirated VCDs, the LONGEST line of cows, or even the BIGGEST Ramly burger. To achieve the best of the best results, school children are made to carry huge bags containing heavy books and other heavy items every day to school. This builds up their back muscles and backbone so that they will not only look great, but also have an excellent overall support of the body.
Uncyclopedia —— Malaysia
真的笑到不耐了。不过讲得很贴实啊！
“ We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck Wikipedia. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!”
- Karl Rove on Wikipedia
Search了一下uncyclopedia是怎么写宿敌encycopedia的。
Articles in Wikipedia are often deleted with a clever and witty message attached. These “joke deletions” are a fun activity that users play towards each other- whomever writes the cleverest message gets to delete someone else’s article, and the author of said article checks up on it only to find it removed, and promptly dies in various fits of laughter. These colloquial sayings are known as “isnotisms,” and are presented in the following format:
* Wikipedia is not a crystal ball (Wikipedia is a crystal ball, but claims not to be)
* Wikipedia is not a cookbook
* Wikipedia is not a pornographic image repository (This is of course a lie)
* Wikipedia is not a place for master debaters
* Wikipedia is not a place for Schoolcruft
* Wikipedia is not a land of milk and honey
* Wikipedia is not a valid reference material
* Wikipedia is not a hormone, but it slows bone loss and increases bone density
* Wikipedia is not a place for happy people
* Wikipedia is not a-bove plagiarising
* Wikipedia is not a majoritarian democracy
* Wikipedia is not your Dad’s favourite pair of polka-dotted socks
* Wikipedia is not Oscar Wilde in disguise
* Wikipedia is not better than looking at fannies
* Wikipedia is not a Korean tranny prostitute, although evidence has been found to that effect
* Wikipedia is not a city in Texas
* Wikipedia is not what I put on my toast
* Wikipedia is not what you put on your toast
* Wikipedia is not how you do the hokey pokey
* Wikipedia is not UNIX
* Wikipedia is not cricket
* Wikipedia is not a river in Egypt
Wikipedia could, however, be considered pie. It could also be considered a sexual position.
Uncyclopedia —— Wikipedia
好奇心的驱使下（ehem..)就找了个fuck字。看到了很多好笑好笑的东西：
For those obsessed with so-called-experts, Wikipedia has an article about:
Fuck.
Fuck is the 6th most commonly used word in the English language, after shit (#5), the (#4), Bush(#3), asphalt (#2) and me (#1). Its versatility as a word is rarely seen in the common lexicon. It can be used as a noun:
“Damn! That fuck got away!”
As a verb:
“That dog is hot; I’d fuck her.”
As an adjective:
“That fucking jerk won’t get away with it.”
As an adverb:
“Hermes traipsed fuckfully through the leafy fuckhole.”
An excellent interjection between syllables:
“Abso-fucking-lutely not. That’s de-fucking-licous”
As a substitute for song lyrics you can’t remember:
“Billie Fuck fuck not my lover, she’s just a fuck who fuck that I fuck the fuck. But fuck in the fuck fuck fuck donkey.”
The word fuck can even be used almost exclusively in one sentence:
“Fuck fuckero fucking fuckers!”
or “Fuck! This fucking fucker’s fucking fucked!” OR “FUCK THE FUCKED FUCKER AND THE FUCKER WHO FUCKED HIM FUCKFULLY!!” Or “Fuck You Fucking Fuckers”
As you can see, fuck has many uses. It has really fucking soared in popularity in non-English speaking nations due to the success of U.S., Australian and British television sexual exploits, particularly the series Fuck Face, The Derryn Hinch Experience and “Let’s Fuck Your Mother’s Fuckhole.”
Uncyclopedia —— Fuck
今天真的好开心啊！看到这么好笑的网站！哈哈
Link:
Uncyclopedia —— Malaysia
Uncyclopedia —— Wikipedia
Uncyclopedia —— Fuck
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Sunday, October 2nd, 2005
在LiewCF.com那里看到原来那个唱《孤单北半球》的林依晨也有个blog。
Lin I Chen? Lin Yi Chen才是正确的发音吧？
以下是我最常听得10首歌：
- Damien Rice - Delicate
- 弦子 - 醉清风
- Dan Fogelberg - Longer
- 张杰 - 北斗星的爱
- 陈晓东 - 我愿意
- Remy Zero - Save Me
- 五月天 - 温柔
- Joe Cocker - You are so beautiful
- 张学友 - 心如刀割
- 赵传 - 我很丑 可是我很温柔
还有最近听的10首歌：
- 老狼 - 同桌的你
- 顺子 - I’m Sorry
- Toni Braxton - Unbreak My Heart
- 王力宏 - Last Night
- 梁咏琪 - 回旋木马的终端
- 蔡健雅 - 原点
- Rod Stewart - I Don’t Want To Talk About It
- 周传雄 - 再见北极雪
- 戴佩妮 - 街角的幸福
- Rie Fu - Life is like a Boat
最新搜集的10首歌：
- Juwita Suwito - Breathe Again
- 梁静茹 - 接受
- Felix Mendelssohn - Mamula Moon
- 网络歌曲 - 颓废
- 顺子 - Dear Friend
- 雪狼湖 （中文版）
- Linkin Park - Somewhere I Belong
- Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends
- 后弦 - 西厢
- Aslyn - That’s When I Love You
还有个人喜欢的20首不在以上的英文歌：
- Hoobastank - The Reason
- Elton John - Your Song
- Gareth Gates - Unchained Melody
- All 4 One - I Swear
- Luther Vandross - Dance With My Father
- Blue - One Love
- Leann Rimes - How Do I Live
- Simple Plan - Untitled
- 张菲 - When I Fall In Love
- 3 doors down - Here Without You
- Disney Magic - Can You Feel The Love Tonight
- Live - Heaven
- Beatles - Yesterday
- Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight
- Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting For You
- Sissel - Summer Snow
- Norah Jones - New York City
- Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love
- Beatles - Hey Jude
- Jennifer Lopez - Do You Know Where You’re Going To
还有个人喜欢的20首不在以上中文歌：
- 陈颖见 - 熬夜
- 林子良 - 爱情故事
- 刘德华 - 练习
- 伍思凯 - 分享
- 陶晶莹 - 太委屈
- 何润东 - 真心话
- 张栋梁 - 付出
- 陈晓东 - 心有独钟
- 蓝心梅 - 一见钟情
- 五月天 - 听不到
- 林志颖 - 稻草人
- Yuki - 第一次
- 孙燕姿 - 遇见
- 周杰伦 - 东风破
- 李圣杰 - 痴心相绝对
- 山风点火/芬兰 - 不能不爱
- 陈奕讯 - 兄妹
- 周杰伦 - 蜗牛
- 周华建 - 好想哭
- 伊能静 - 你是我的幸福吗
还有太多太多喜欢的歌了。不过懒惰写了。以上喜欢的歌都是randomly pick的。
Link: 林家女孩依晨的青春部落格
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Sunday, October 2nd, 2005
两个月后，浏览人数的总数量会突破5000人。
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Saturday, October 1st, 2005
Gomez is happy to announce…
Gomez is planning to expand our PEER program by adding a new PEER Account Status, PREMIUM PEER. Growing demand for our Internet Performance Management services is increasing the need for PEERs around the world in certain locations. In order to meet the growing need, over the next few months Gomez will be implementing the PREMIUM PEER program.
The PREMIUM PEER program will include payments for online time, processing time, referral bonuses with no minimum time required to earn the online time payments. In the coming month’s we will be reaching out to those eligible for this program.
To make this all possible Gomez is making some changes to the payment scale for current active PEERs. As of October 1, 2005, active PEERs will be paid only for processing time and referral bonuses. This will make it so we can have more Active PEERs. Also, Gomez will be removing the minimum amount of time online per day required to earn payments. This will help dial-up users in some regions of the world earn money without incurring additional connection costs.
Stay tuned for additional details!!!
之前介绍人这个gomez peer，不用做什么就可以赚钱的。奇怪的是我介绍的人都没被批准成为active users。而我呢，每个月都有钱到我的e-gold account。看到gomez peer的这则通告后，才知道原来自己介绍其他人时，他们已经打算不加新的users了。对那些人我要说声抱歉。不过现在又有收新会员了。你们可以试试看。因为我已经收到超过20$USD了。
按这里申请gomez peer会员
Click Here to join Gomez Peer
申请e-gold账号
Apply e-gold account
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Saturday, October 1st, 2005
Automatic income tax relief of up to RM4,000 for each child (RM9,000 for disabled children) studying in local institutions of higher learning.
The Star——Budget 2006 highlights
目前，个人所得税缴纳者获得以下子女高等教育的税务折扣∶
1. 每名在国内高等学府深造的子女获得高达4000令吉（普通子女4次的扣税）的扣税额；
2. 海外深造子女获得1000令吉的扣税。
星洲日报——子女就读高等学府 纳税人自动获扣税
入不敷出啊！可是这样也许父母的负担会减少一点。政府这样做相信是为了鼓励人多在本地就读吧。人才不可外流。
With the exception of vehicles in Sarawak, private diesel vehicles exceeding 1,600cc will be given road tax deduction of 40%, effective Oct 5.
Sarawak has been allocated RM2bil to provide better roads, airports and education.
The Star——Budget 2006 highlights
wtf? sarawak地大，路又没那么好，为什么没得到减路税？难道说那些税拿来做路？不过呢，为什么sabah没有exception呢？而且他们拿来做路的钱比sarawak多。是不是sarawak还没落入umno手中才没糖果呢？
The government has been emphasising on development of biotechnology and in line with this it is contributing RM100mil to launch the ‘Malaysian Life Sciences Capital Fund’. This is to encourage investments in biotechnolgy to be managed by Malaysian Technology Development Corporation.
The Star——Budget 2006 highlights
还有啊，我以后是要读生物科技的。
这首生日歌是给我哥的：
猪你生日快乐
但是我口渴很渴
吹完腊烛赶快请我们喝可乐
猪你生日快乐
等太久肚子会饿
等太久肚子饿饿
许完心愿赶快把蛋糕吃光光
生日快乐生日快乐
你是我的好朋友
所以今天你请客
你是我的好朋友
所以今天你请客
猪你生日快乐
啦啦……….
happy birthday happy birthday
范晓萱《猪你生日快乐》
中国，你也生日快乐。
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