某月就是 October, 2005

Corrupted Malaysia

Friday, October 14th, 2005

这个blog是讲述一个学生在牢里的经验。(他是无辜的)
如果他所说的一切是真实的话,那你可以看出我们马来西亚的警察有多肮脏。
希望ISA不会因为这个blog而去捉他们。
这个blog里的故事很长,要耐心读下去。

I used to be proud to be Malaysian, the twin towers used to be a source of pride. —— abettermalaysia

也许你不知道Twin Towers是用东马的钱来做的吧?
可是为什么当时的尿测会显示positive (5 out of 6)呢?我不是怀疑他讲的话,只是说,是不是wine不可以和soda一起喝?他也没交代清楚那尿是不是他的和为什么警察会测错,只是说最后证明他是错的。(有没有可能是贿赂来的result?)
我不是说风凉话,只是想知道真相罢了。
不过希望你们能spread这个blog…
还有,不要尽信这个blog里讲的东西。毕竟是一个人在讲而已,他喜欢怎么说就怎么说(里面有好几个疑点我搞不清楚)。

Link: Drug Bust Jails 22 Innocents

Sibu a City-wannabe

Friday, October 14th, 2005

I wrote this one in english for my bananafriends who don’t understand chinese..

You see, i read this post in somebody who i dunno her name (yan?)

Conversation No. 1-
A: Now that Miri is a city, is there any difference?
B: Yes, only one person is different.
A: Who is this lucky person?
B: The mayor. Now, he is the mayor of a city. His salary should be at par with that of a minister. Perhaps, RM20K plus…

Conversation No. 2-
C: What changes do you expect in the short run being a city?
D: Increase of house rate payable to the City Council lor.

Conversation No. 3-
E: Do you feel proud staying in a city?
F: No difference le. The same road, the same garden, the same shop…

lol.. i think figure it out why our boss in sibu don’t want sibu to be city so fast
1. the benefit he get are far better than what the city mayor get
2. he loves cheap chickskampua
3. he wants kfc, McD, and SugarBun be the luxury restaurant in sibu (how patriotic he is)
4. he loves gardens, and he’ll continue building them
5. he’s graduated from some places which got less population (good environment for studies)
6. he hates mahua things (he prefer peace as he knows that city got higher crime rates)
7. he thinks sibuans are stupid
8. he got no pride and dignity in himself
9. he dun like me
10. i dun like him

Who’s HE or HIM? i dunno, you figure that out..
anyway, i rmb last time they said “WE’LL BECOME A CITY IN 2004, TOGETHER OR FASTER THAN MIRI”, then when it approached 2004 and when MIRI finally become a city, this is what they said, “2008 is our future, sibu will be a city at that time!”

wah… so semangat! i hope they don’t say that “Our dream of becoming City is not far! 2012 will be our day!” I’m really pissed offtired of those things.. i scare that time dream will still remain as dream and the he, will live in his dreams forever and never open his eyes again.. (whoopz, i didn’t mean anything)

well… we sibuans are very very very the forgetful one… including me.. for example, i dunno how many times i breathe for the last minute…

oh ya, sorry for those who come and read my chinese post but end up reading the broken english of mine.. as i said, this is for my bananafriends who don’t can’t read chinese

Link: Yan’s Corner - In Touch - Sibu, my Sibu

Sirius Black

Friday, October 14th, 2005

我的第二天堂那里看到这个personality test. 以为是关于LOTR的,最后竟然出现Sirius Black!?哈哈,真得越来越糊涂了。。不过Sirius Black死的很惨啊!

You scored as Sirius Black. You are a gifted wizard and very loyal to your allegiance. Whilst you have a big heart and care very much about those around you, you can be a little arrogant and reckless at times.

Sirius Black

80%

Severus Snape

70%

Harry Potter

70%

Draco Malfoy

70%

Hermione Granger

65%

Remus Lupin

60%

Lord Voldemort

60%

Albus Dumbledore

55%

Ginny Weasley

55%

Ron Weasley

55%

Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is…?
created with QuizFarm.com

你的思想肮脏吗?

Thursday, October 13th, 2005

Blogspot/Blogger已经在中国被解禁。也许是跟google进军中国市场有关吧。

看看这个图片先

do you have a dirty mind?

你觉得这是什么?

调查说小孩子看到这张图片时,他们会告诉你说那时9只海豚。
这个图片是测验你的是否有个肮脏的思想。如果你在3秒钟之内能看不出那是9只海豚的话,那你的思想是肮脏的。

Link: Do you have a dirty mind?

新恐龙

Thursday, October 13th, 2005


这是在Scotsman.com News看到的新闻。

A 90-MILLION-year-old dinosaur with striking bird-like features may force scientists to rewrite part of the family tree of the extinct reptiles, suggesting that flight evolved in two separate evolutionary paths.

Scotsman.com News - New dinosaur find rewrites history book of evolution

如果你有发现到的话,最近的Tech/Sci新闻除了microsoft, yahoo, google, ipod, 就是关于进化论的了。
不知道圣经里的那个Adam and Eva (有spell错吗?)是不是恐龙呢?

Link: Scotsman.com News - New dinosaur find rewrites history book of evolution

Stewpid Questions

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

This is what PrincessRen wrote on 10/10/2005

After living here (Kay-el) for almost 10 years now, i came across some people who would be so curious about the East Malaysians. Few friends came to have dinner at my place yesterday, and we discussed about the weird and stupid questions people here would ask them. Here are a few:

1. People in Sabah/Sarawak still live on tree is it?
2. How many days you will reach here by airplane?
3. What does the Sabah/Sarawakian’s money looks like? (huh??? we’re not malaysian ar????)
4. Your people still hunting for heads right? (adoi, soalan begini lah yang paling sakit sekali. Yeah your head if you ever ask me that question again)
5. You’re not Malaysian right, since you live in Sabah/Sarawak?
6. People there still use cawat (loincloth), is it?
7. Is it true if we go there our penis will grow on our forehead? (what ! What? WTF! Where do you hear such thing?)
8. You people do not have religion, right?
9. Sabah/Sarawak is part of Indonesia right? (sigh. Fail Geography kot this people)

haha.. funny isn’t it? What a laugh i had with my friends yesterday. well, back to work.

Am i committing plagiarism? don care lah! haha.. very lazy now.. (i even have the same title as hers)
Anyway, this is my reply:

1. People in Sabah/Sarawak still live on tree is it?
Yea… we still live on tree, just i’m richer, i live in cave

2. How many days you will reach here by airplane?
we are so poor that there’s no aeroplane.. we just have a tiny machine that can move body particles to one place in split sec.

3. What does the Sabah/Sarawakian’s money looks like?
when we hit the money, the agong face on the money will turn red one.. that shows that we’re using the real money.. you hit ur agong face see will red or not (i call ISA)

4. Your people still hunting for heads right?
yes.. so?

5. You’re not Malaysian right, since you live in Sabah/Sarawak?
Yea we’re not malaysian.. but you’re sarawakian (i’m kidding)

6. People there still use cawat (loincloth), is it?
what the heck is cawat?

7. Is it true if we go there our penis will grow on our forehead?
nono.. just ur head will become dickhead

8. You people do not have religion, right?
yea, u’re dman right. coz we ourselves are gods

9. Sabah/Sarawak is part of Indonesia right?
no.. indonesia belongs to sarawak..

no offense, that’s what i’ll answer them since they’re so open-minded to learn new things

do i answer that correctly? i think i do! you stewpid kay-el ppl! haha..
anyway.. i think kl’s chef never try to improve their cooking skills.. man! frankly i’m not picky in eating, i can finish all the food even though they don’t taste nice.. but when i’m in kl, the food that make me eat one mouth and stop eating EXIST IN THIS WORLD
for example, the laksa here is curry mee! yes i call it curry mee! and don fool by any restaurant to eat any sarawak laksa here! it’s totally bullshit!
sarawak laksa is cooked with prawn, not the stewpid fish (like that better go to eat curry fish head), and our noodle is sth like bee hoon like that! where got so big like ramen like that!?
Okie.. this is what i got from google image search



That’s the mee i mean! small small one! but throw away the fishball and the stewpid red red thing (i dunno wat it calls coz i never like it, someone tell me).. and this is how kl ppl cook things, they always throw a lot of things together to cook… that only spoil the taste!

This look nice! damn!

my dear sibu friends.. if you got time can you help me capture some nice laksa picture? i know nicholas like the ALOHA’s laksa, he said there got the best laksa which i think just so so only.. but.. kl’s laksa don’t meet the requirement to compete with our laksa! haha…

conclusion: kl is a kampung place for food… after eating so many years unhealthy food, now i know why they ask so many stupid questions!

p/s don believe what kl ppl recommended food.. and sorry for my bad english.. and sunway, you’re just bloody hell! this is the SECOND time i write this same thing because of your bad connection!!!!

Link: I just feel like running…: Stewpid Questions

CNX NetXcess

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

Seems like today i’ll blog in brokenenglish only because there’re something i want everyone to know…

just now i receive this very little email from the CNX (they use yahoo mail!cheap ass)

Dear Students,

CNX is having a demo session on our new prepaid internet service on the 12th , 13th , and 14th Oct. Do join us from 1pm to 4pm in Condo-Hostel-Block-A, Study Room. For more information please refer to the attachment.

CNX Team
http://sunway.cnx.com.my

Okie, definitely i’ll not go, why?
look at this:

1. Rate : RM 2/hour (Billable at RM 0.50 per 15 minutes)
2. Speed : 256 Kbps
3. Surfing Restriction : None

you see, now we’re using so-call-128 kbps provide by the same group (the CNX ppl told me that) and what we deserve is worse than 56 kbps!

2nd, sometimes i just want to download small small things.. and definitely it can be settled less than 1 minutes (if you really do provide us what you promise).. and you minimum limit is 15 minutes? wth is that?

and then, here’s the problem again.. i’m a bt-hardcorer if i can use it! but you see, one time i download a lot of anime, movies, games, and pornwhatever you can name it.. it may take me several days to download it! and i calculate already, 1 hour Rm 2, then 1 day 24 hours is 24×2= RM 48. Okie, then two days RM 48 x 2 = RM 96!!!! man!!! this is much more expensive than steamyx!

you don’t believe me? okie, this is the price for 256kbps streamyx.. oh.. sad case! streamyx don’t provide 256kbps anymore! their minimum package is 512kbps and it’s only RM 66 per month!

if i use the cnx + sunway service (i strongly believe sunway got commision from it) for fully one month, RM 48 x 30 = RM 1440. With this price, i can apply a streamyx account and there’s still some leftovers. And RM 1440 / RM 66 = 21.82 (2 decimal places)!!! damn it, it’s 21.82 times more expensive than streamyx!

besides, they’re share the same network among other hostelites. As we all know, our network is very very very the unstable! it always down and down and down again! you think it’s like action movie? “Get Down!” more action? “Get Down Again!”

you see, i’m not so stewpid to buy that tiny little prepaid card! perhaps there’re still a lot of fishes to be fished by you! but i hope this very little voice can be heard by our hostelites and hope they’re mature enough to think where should they spend their parents’ money on! If you still so dumb go and buy the card after reading this, i tell you, stop studying in sunway and but come and clean my toilet bowl! i pay you for that!

my cousin sent me this in friendster

our government is so lousy,
make the college becomes no quality,
Chinese and Indian pun tak boleh masuk university.
It never had a choice for me,
because no money cannot study at oversea,
so I always feel i’m so pity.

Every college are greedy,
sini sana all need money,
their pocket kosong our perut noisy,
I am poor because there sucks my money.

Exam question full of difficulty,
it has a reason only,
which is to earn more money,
because we retake money masuk lagi.

The staffs always no aksi,
they did wrong never say sorry,
before asking please show your money,
otherwise they wont be happy,
we pay their salary still make us angry.
that’s why i wanna study hard to earn more and more money

Tiap-Tiap hari feel so lazy,
never try to wake up early,
always hope college sekarang cuti,
everyday go to class feel so sleepy,
lecturer always scold me lazy.
do assignment just like to copy,
before the final just feel worry,
every nite study until crazy,
because scared scold by mummy.

Why my class always no pretty,
those elephant always show me how she’s sexy,
the monster wanna treat me nicely,
like that i better mati.

my looking is **** ugly,
saya mari girl girl lari,
everyday date them they only say busy,
semua orang tak ada hati,
make me always so lonely,
only can watch porno movie.

CS always let people bully,
maybe i am really so lousy,
althought knife people is so happy,
but i am always unlucky,
kena headshot easily,
after mati still mati.

This is just a small story,
typed it simply,
feel funny and happy,
actually i am not lonely,
because I have many friends around me.

Link:
TMNET - Products - Streamyx - Packages List
NetXcess (so cheap, don’t even know how to put the title in their website, wonder they’re professionals or not)

Cawat?

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

Regarding to the post (Stewpid Questions) before, some of you might ask me what the heck is cawat? okie, let me tell you, i dunno what the heck is this!? seriously!
Due to the eagerness of learning new stuff, so i ask my friend Awang Haziq what on earth is cawat.
Here’s our conversation (i edit it due to the stupidmsn emoticon

The Rabbit: Rabbit or No Rabbit? says: wat is cawat
H4Z1Q -Kawanari Shimazaki- says: smth like big seluar dalam
H4Z1Q -Kawanari Shimazaki- says: like thos orang ulu wearing?
The Rabbit: Rabbit or No Rabbit? says: huh?
The Rabbit: Rabbit or No Rabbit? says: sarung?
H4Z1Q -Kawanari Shimazaki- says: i think so
H4Z1Q -Kawanari Shimazaki- says: the pendek pendek one
H4Z1Q -Kawanari Shimazaki- says: like pampers
The Rabbit: Rabbit or No Rabbit? says: pendek sarung?
The Rabbit: Rabbit or No Rabbit? says: hmmmmmm
H4Z1Q -Kawanari Shimazaki- says: yeah
The Rabbit: Rabbit or No Rabbit? says: oh
The Rabbit: Rabbit or No Rabbit? says: izzit like g-string
The Rabbit: Rabbit or No Rabbit? says: but is kain
The Rabbit: Rabbit or No Rabbit? says: izzit
H4Z1Q -Kawanari Shimazaki- says: yeah

okie.. so i go to google image search again
1st, i find try to search g-string
these are samples of g-string





g-string for female with nice body


but cawat is supposed for man..

can you imagine how cawat looks like now?
you can’t? this is the only correct one i can find from google image search, ten times 4 (ten ten ten ten~) here comes the cawat!

It’s not for stupid animal (i can sue you for that)

Now i feel proud because g-string is evolved from cawat!
So… What is g-string? it’s just two rubber bands attached to each other. (Undictionary: G-string)

Bloody Taxi 去死吧!

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

(吉隆坡讯)企业发展与合作社部长莫哈末卡立警告巴士及德士业者,勿趁开斋节期间擅自起价,避免执照被吊销。

星洲日报 —— 政府警告巴士德士业者 擅自调高车资执照吊销

哦。。。原来可以在其它时间乱乱起价。。。

不过,他说,监督业者的责任不限於政府执法当局,消费人也应举报擅自起价的业者。

“他们不该只向媒体投诉业者的不是,他们应向当局投报。”

星洲日报 —— 政府警告巴士德士业者 擅自调高车资执照吊销

哈哈,这句话好笑。你所谓的当局是哪里啊?每次都这么说,可是都没告诉我们去哪里举报,那当然我们就告诉媒体咯,他们知道哪里投诉嘛。要不然去哪里投诉?

他说,业者不该吵著要起价,相反的,他们应设法改善服务来应付大量的乘客。

星洲日报 —— 政府警告巴士德士业者 擅自调高车资执照吊销

哈哈。。这个政府也很可爱一下。他们在还没吵之前已经私自起价了。在吵得时候起得更多。你白痴啊!?照我说你应该派人来sunway hostel附近,看看他们的公价!

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