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Newsvine

Thursday, January 26th, 2006 |

刚才收到Sip Khoon Tan(抱歉，不知道是谁）的一个成为newsvine.com会员的邀请函。
Newsvine在给我的感觉不错（界面看过去），仔细看一下原来是一个web 2.0的网站，仍然是beta版本。
不过他的concept有点像DIGG，不过又不大像。每个人都可以写新闻。最特别的除了现在web 2.0都有的tag, feed, etc.外，就是可以同时和一起阅读同一篇新闻的其他人一起聊天，像IM一样。
这个网站是Disney, ESPN和其他媒体组织的资深员工一起创办的。他们的目的是以一种能够同时尊重著名的媒体和个人的方式，把不同的媒体（不论大小）结合在一起。除了阅读新闻，你可以评论，也可以由你自己的专栏，也可以写新闻。他们也有开放工作机会给其他人。如果没错的话，写专栏好像有钱拿。
不是会员不能够看内容。只有被邀请后才能够成为会员的，谁要的话可以留言给我。

Link: Newsvine - Get Smarter Here

Tags: newsvine

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Bush Speechwriter

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005 |

相信美国总统George W Bush讲一下这段话吗？

I am now using chemical biological weapons as what we have done before attack the innocent.
We are war crimes
We can take innocent life and i can come over small things
Without war, your own life and shit will be removed
again, the US will be punished as war criminals (applause)
What the world has witnessed, all foreign nationals with peaceful man not good for world peace
and our friends and our good faiths has not been returned
and i have a message for them
goodnight

不要怀疑，不信的话就按这里。我是和平爱好者。

Link: George W Bush Speechwriter

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Uncyclopedia

Monday, October 3rd, 2005 |

听过encyclopedia吧？这个uncyclopedia似乎是对着encyclopedia干的。不过这个uncyclopedia真的真的很好笑。如果你闷的话可以去看看。

特别找了以下几个东西
“Durians are nasty. One gave me a bloody sore throat and I couldn’t spew quotes for a week!”
— Oscar Wilde on Malaysia
Malaysia

Essentially a tiny penisular found to the north of their slightly more anal cousins who live on an even smaller island Singapore, Malaysia is a young nation of diverse cultures and races (including the F1). Moving foward with a vision as a collective community towards the vision of becoming a developed nation by the year 2020, 4040, 5050 or whatever catchy number.

It is made up of 13 states namely Selangor, Kedah, Trengganu, Kelantan, Pahang, Penang, Johor (just north of Singapore), Sabah, Sarawak, Perlis, Malacca, Perak and Negeri Sembilan.

Malays run around with spears and attempt to subdue the technologically advanced but non-wiping Chinese in a bout for island domination. The prize is beer, which is illegal to muslims anyway. But it’s the principle that counts, you know.

Uncyclopedia —— Malaysia

还有以下这个很讽刺的：

There is another bit of Malaysia in Borneo, but this area does not concern us, being entirely populated by hairy orange flying monkeys and sprinkled with a healthy scattering of tourists in very expensive hotels, many of whom ignore the bounty of nature (rainforests, coral reefs, endangered species etc.) and just spend their whole holiday playing golf instead.

Uncyclopedia —— Malaysia

Sarawak地这么大，那些头头都不会去发展旅游业。因为随便搞点东西就能吸引人来了。没出过国的meh?他们简直浪费资源。

Schools in Malaysia educate the children to become high achievers; eg. to be able to create the HIGHEST pile of pirated VCDs, the LONGEST line of cows, or even the BIGGEST Ramly burger. To achieve the best of the best results, school children are made to carry huge bags containing heavy books and other heavy items every day to school. This builds up their back muscles and backbone so that they will not only look great, but also have an excellent overall support of the body.

Uncyclopedia —— Malaysia

真的笑到不耐了。不过讲得很贴实啊！

“ We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck Wikipedia. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!”
- Karl Rove on Wikipedia
Search了一下uncyclopedia是怎么写宿敌encycopedia的。

Articles in Wikipedia are often deleted with a clever and witty message attached. These “joke deletions” are a fun activity that users play towards each other- whomever writes the cleverest message gets to delete someone else’s article, and the author of said article checks up on it only to find it removed, and promptly dies in various fits of laughter. These colloquial sayings are known as “isnotisms,” and are presented in the following format:

* Wikipedia is not a crystal ball (Wikipedia is a crystal ball, but claims not to be)
* Wikipedia is not a cookbook
* Wikipedia is not a pornographic image repository (This is of course a lie)
* Wikipedia is not a place for master debaters
* Wikipedia is not a place for Schoolcruft
* Wikipedia is not a land of milk and honey
* Wikipedia is not a valid reference material
* Wikipedia is not a hormone, but it slows bone loss and increases bone density
* Wikipedia is not a place for happy people
* Wikipedia is not a-bove plagiarising
* Wikipedia is not a majoritarian democracy
* Wikipedia is not your Dad’s favourite pair of polka-dotted socks
* Wikipedia is not Oscar Wilde in disguise
* Wikipedia is not better than looking at fannies
* Wikipedia is not a Korean tranny prostitute, although evidence has been found to that effect
* Wikipedia is not a city in Texas
* Wikipedia is not what I put on my toast
* Wikipedia is not what you put on your toast
* Wikipedia is not how you do the hokey pokey
* Wikipedia is not UNIX
* Wikipedia is not cricket
* Wikipedia is not a river in Egypt

Wikipedia could, however, be considered pie. It could also be considered a sexual position.

Uncyclopedia —— Wikipedia

好奇心的驱使下（ehem..)就找了个fuck字。看到了很多好笑好笑的东西：

For those obsessed with so-called-experts, Wikipedia has an article about:
Fuck.

Fuck is the 6th most commonly used word in the English language, after shit (#5), the (#4), Bush(#3), asphalt (#2) and me (#1). Its versatility as a word is rarely seen in the common lexicon. It can be used as a noun:

“Damn! That fuck got away!”

As a verb:

“That dog is hot; I’d fuck her.”

As an adjective:

“That fucking jerk won’t get away with it.”

As an adverb:

“Hermes traipsed fuckfully through the leafy fuckhole.”

An excellent interjection between syllables:

“Abso-fucking-lutely not. That’s de-fucking-licous”

As a substitute for song lyrics you can’t remember:

“Billie Fuck fuck not my lover, she’s just a fuck who fuck that I fuck the fuck. But fuck in the fuck fuck fuck donkey.”

The word fuck can even be used almost exclusively in one sentence:

“Fuck fuckero fucking fuckers!”

or “Fuck! This fucking fucker’s fucking fucked!” OR “FUCK THE FUCKED FUCKER AND THE FUCKER WHO FUCKED HIM FUCKFULLY!!” Or “Fuck You Fucking Fuckers”

As you can see, fuck has many uses. It has really fucking soared in popularity in non-English speaking nations due to the success of U.S., Australian and British television sexual exploits, particularly the series Fuck Face, The Derryn Hinch Experience and “Let’s Fuck Your Mother’s Fuckhole.”

Uncyclopedia —— Fuck