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今天真的很生气。不懂哪个小子三更半夜的在恶作剧！
在我睡得最甜最香的时候（3.30am - 4.30am)竟然打电话来！我接了又不说话！你挂了你有一直打来！
小子，我电话开24小时不是没原因的。那是给紧急事件用的。除此之外就是给女子的了。那轮到你这个我不认识的人打电话来打扰我睡觉！妈的！我最讨厌人家kacao我睡觉的！
你的电话我已经写在这个主题上面了！
（请继续读英文的）

Your Birthdate: December 24

Born on the 24th, you have a greater capacity for responsibility and helping others than your may have realized. You may also become the mediator and peacemaker in inharmonious situations. Devoted to family, you tend to manage and protect. This birth date adds to the emotional nature and perhaps to the sensitivities. Affections are important to you; both the giving and the receiving.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Really piss off with a stupid guy who call me while i’m sleeping! you konw 3.30am to 4.30 am is the time i dream how i fuck woo my dream girls? And when i answer the phone you didn’t say anytime! you think that can freak me off and think that you’re a bloody ghost? it’s lucky that that time i’m sleepy and don’t have mood to scold anyone! and you know i open my phone 24/7 just in case there’s an emergency or a girl trying to confess to me! you’re fuckingly block others to call me!
And you should feel lucky that this morning i call you and talk to you so politely! That’s because there’re girls beside me. I dunno you know chinese or not! my english cacat, that’s why i can’t use any good english to talk to you! if you let me know you know chinese, it will be your judgement day! and if you let me know you know foochow! you fuckingly die lah!

This is how i answer the call when i’m still sleeping(3.30 to 4.30 am):
[Phone ringing: Wo Hen Chou~ Ke Shi Wo Hen Wen Rou~]
Me: Helo
You: ….
Me: Ni Shi Shui?
[Du..Du..Du..]
Then i go to sleep again
[Phone rings again: Wo Hen Chou~ Ke Shi Wo Hen Wen Rou~]
Me: Helo
You: …
[Du.. Du.. Du..]
[Phone rings again: Wo Hen Chou~ Ke Shi Wo Hen Wen Rou~]
Me: Shui?
You: ….
[Du.. Du.. Du..]
[phone rings again(fuck): Wo Hen Chou~ Ke Shi Wo Hen Wen Rou~]
Me: …
You: …
[Du... Du.. Du..]
The same process carries on for many many many times and i can sense a lot of mosquitoes sucking my blood. Then that time i’m too sleepy to do any action to it, then i decide i’ll deal it the next morning.

Morning (roughly 9.30am)
[Du.. Du..](this time i call you)
You didn’t answer
[Du.. Du..](i call you again)
(you pick up the call)
Me: Ni Shi Shui?
You: … (made, pretend dunno chinese)
Me: Who are you?
You: Who are you?
Me: Why last night you keep on calling me!
You: You got call this number or not?
Me: I call you!? You last night fuckingly (got girls so i didn’t say it out) call me so fucking many times!
You: No, i didn’t call you
Me: You didn’t call me? you call me around 3 sth to 4 sth! you know that time is sleeping time or not?
You: No..
Me: No your head no! people sleeping you call people and didn’t say anything! you think like that very fun lah? you 3 sth no need sleep one ah?
You: sorry sorry
Me: sorry your head sorry! like that call fun lah!
You: Maybe i press wrong button (wtf? press wrong button can press for whole hour!)
Me: （see my lecturer is there) Don’t let me see you calling me again!
[Du.. Du.. Du..]
Really hope this guy know chinese because he speaks like a chinese (who got the same cacatness english like me).. then i can use all the foul language and bomb him! i really need to improve my english liao…
Some people may ask me to directly ‘talk’ to him in chinese lah!　i won’t do that！ what on earth you scold somebody and he don’t even know what the heck are you talking about? He dunno the eliteness of foochow(福州话）in swearing…

This fellow handphone number is 0 1 2 2 9 8 7 3 7 7
这家伙的电话是 0 1 2 2 9 8 7 3 7 7