无聊小站

For those who want(ed) me to write an english blog,
Very the sorry that i’m not planning to have an english blog now. If you don’t ask me why, i’m still going to tell you why.

WHY?
1. My english cacat!
What does cacat means? How the heck do i know! The fucking oxford dictionary can’t even find this word!
2. My chinese better than english!
You can read what i writting in english now and you can’t read what i wrote in chinese, obviously show that my chinese better
3. I’m lack of vocabulary
Yes, i’m not as good as some people who can use numerous of awkward alien-ish english. For example, i can’t tell everything in one word. Just like you dunno chinese, and i wan to say you’re stupid. But i just cna’t say it in one word. There’s a lot of hardwork i need to do, i can only express myself by saying this long sentence “You FUCKING　nincompoop, your idiotness and foolishness shows that you’re simply silly. I dunno why such brainless moron worth to be called as human like me!”
4. I’m rude
Yes, i’m rude. Although you don’t see any rude words i type here, but i’m now pointing my middle finger at the monitor and cucuk the screen. So if i continue to type english, my LCD will spoil. btw, i can’t find the word cucuk in the boody dictionary also.

You’ve heard the reasons i blog in chinese. But why i’m typing english now? Just satisfy minority of you people practising my english writing skill.

So please leave down comments on what i wrote in english!!!!