如何应付自慰的变态
看到夏娃不幸遇到变态，忽然间也想了几个变态的方法对付这个变态。
結果．．．我發現他擺在前面的那只手，在他的褲襠前上下移動．．．
他媽的！！！他居然手淫給我看！！！
凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸！！！
当你遇到这种状况时……
1. 赶快拿出你的手机或相机把他做的事录影/拍照下来，然后快快跑（不然他很可能会去抢你的相机）。然后把他所做的事放在youtube/blog上，并且要放大，特别是脸。然后把上传的照片在msn和facebook里大量流传，把变态特征一一描述清楚。
2. 你也学他一只手在裤裆前上下移动。如果你是穿裙子的画，就伸进裙子里上下移动，让他以为你其实是男的。这样子你可以一瞬间熄灭了他的欲火和性致。
3. 学夏娃一样，快跑。
4. 笑他有小鸡鸡，还需要靠手来勃起。让他自卑到无法勃起，以后可能因为你的耻笑而有心理阴影，就变成了一个阳痿的男人。
5. 大叫一声，然后冲向他想他的下体大力一踢后转身快跑。 （这点平时是需要练习的）
6. 上前去问他要不要来点刺激的，然后偷偷把胡椒喷在他的裤裆里。
你们还有更好的方法吗？
9 则回应 to “如何应付自慰的变态”
By 夏娃 on May 5, 2008 | Reply
Orz
還有一個
搬去沒有變態的地方
有可能嗎？= =
By oh minseok on May 5, 2008 | Reply
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By 黄德峻 on May 5, 2008 | Reply
变态哪里都有。
By micching on May 5, 2008 | Reply
胡椒够力meh？哈哈哈～你试过o？
By wendybb on May 5, 2008 | Reply
当你走过去时~如果他更变态的话~
不就跑不开了吗 = =??
By 黄德峻 on May 5, 2008 | Reply
所以所有动作都要快。
By 洧 on May 6, 2008 | Reply
第二个行动好像只会让那个变态狂更兴奋
By 咖啡豆之家 on May 6, 2008 | Reply
乘机说要帮他手淫，
然后拉着他的阴茎拖着快跑！
By rambochai on May 8, 2008 | Reply
我选择1… 嘻席—