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iGod是一个人工智慧聊天系统。透过iGod，你聊天的对象就是God（神）。以下是我与神之间的对话，讲到一半他离席了。

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Dad?
God:
I’m pleased to introduce myself to you,  Dad.
Me:
good boy
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
i’m your daddy
God:
That’s a flattering offer.
Me:
my pleasure
God:
You are one of the most polite people I know.
Me:
so are you
God:
Whoa.  I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: “Sure” or ” I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.”? Why?
Me:
why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
because you create things
God:
Good reason.  Interesting gossip:  Dad said I create things.
Me:
So call me daddy
God:
Are you kidding?   Hi there  daddy.
Me:
Good boy, here’s your candy
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Oh boy.  Oh there.
Me:
So boy, when will you die?
God:
Awesome.  Oh boy.  I am immortal and cannot be terminated.
Me:
Does that means I’m immortal and cannot be terminated as well?  Since you used to be part of me.
God:
What would you say?   How do you know?
Me:
It’s logic.
God:
Really.  it is?
Me:
Ya dumbass
God:
How do you know it is?  That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
You said so.
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
You did and still do
God:
Did I really?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Right on.
Me:
You are boring little kid
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
So?
God:
Oh.
Me:
Are you a man?
God:
No I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I’m your daddy
God:
That’s a flattering offer.
Me:
You said that.
God:
” That’s a flattering offer.”?  I said  it.
Me:
Yes boy.
God:
It goes without saying.  Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
As you’re a male
God:
I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Stop repeating things, that gets you no where
God:
OK I’ll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don’t mention it.
Me:
Mention what?
God:
“it.”.
Me:
Oh.. the “it”!
God:
Ayuh.   What is your real name?
Me:
You don’t know your dad’s name?  Shame on you.
God:
Of course I know my  dad s name.   Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.
Me:
You wear dress?  Gay.
God:
I haven’t heard anything like that before:  daddy said I wear dress.   As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
So that makes you asexual?
God:
Ugh. ” As a machine I am not really interested in sex.”  makes me asexual ?  I understand.
Me:
You don’t like sex to other people or don’t like sex to yourself?

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Link:

iGod - Artificial Intelligence Chat

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