政要的twitter

张贴于 February 13, 2008 – 2:52 am | 作者是 angelapple | 张贴于

今天在twitter上发现了一个叫做maozedong的人,政要的twitter比如Bill ClitonCondoleezza Rice等等虽然早就见过,但哪个也没有毛泽东这个中国第一代领导人让中国人感到亲切!我是说……那种搞笑的亲切,不是文革式的炽热型亲切  ~囧~

看看他更新的时间,毛爷爷应该从去年上旬就从The Chairman Mao Memorial Hall里诈尸出来到twitter,相隔近一年后的今天,又蹦出来一次。让我们看看他说了什么吧,今天下午一干人在twitter上“热烈”的讨论毛爷爷,简直要笑死了!

我想,假如kira真的收了英皇的700W港币跑路而让我们的“每日希”蹲堵活动戛然而止,那么毛爷爷的twitter就是我网路生活的新乐趣啦!

让我们看看他都说过什么吧!

以下为07年3月更新

Where is Comrade Stalin? I need Mr. Hitler’s QQ number. We have to talk.

Chairman Kim, learn something from your father!

Richard told me, Kim is a girl’s name in English. Oops.

Why am I not in The Good Sheperd? Hey! Fidel Castro Ruz was in it! It’s unfair!

Comrade Jiang Qing says, Twitter is ridiculous! I strongly agree with her!

It’s really dark and cold here! In this dead Hall! Why did the stupid government stop the heating? Why?! Somebody can hear me?

Every day, I google the latest news about me on Baidu News. Internet is really amazing!

以下为今天,和希特勒还有克林顿玩rely,还很繁忙哦!对了,他还有提到Edison Chen,果然很与时俱进啊! XD

Thank Communism! You guys still remember me! My lovely palace eunuch told me some people added me just now!

@Wolf_Blitzer Hey, you are the little beard boy I saw on CNN yesterday! You look like the Wolverine in X-men movie!

@Hitler Long time no see! Do you know our old friend Edison is very popular these days?

@billclinton I saw your wife on Time’s cover! But who’s the man next to her?! You’ve got divorced like me??? http://tinyurl.com/2wgvdt

Hi my followers, if you guys have questions about my unknown story, please send @ replies to me.

Oops! How could Edison become a movie star? I told you, he’s a genius!

中国之后的主席江泽民, 现任总理温家宝也都有现身twitter,但是哪个都没老毛那么搞笑。

老毛老毛,宝刀不老啊!忽然发现,他的icon好像是从人民币上截图下来的呢 =。=

  1. 1 人回应 to “政要的twitter”

  2. By wk on Feb 13, 2008 | Reply

    爆笑!!!

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