Team America: World Police

张贴于 August 16, 2005 – 4:51 am | 作者是 黄德峻 | 张贴于 , ,

第一次看Team America, 已经笑到肚子痛. 第二次陪朋友看时, 还是不停地笑.
整个电影可以说很俗, 内容很不健康. 不过看到木偶人就觉得很好笑.
印象最深刻的几句话就是刚开始时的:

Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock!
[He pauses]
Spottswoode: Just kidding.

还有主角沮丧是遇到醉汉说的这段(最经典的– Dicks, Assholes, and Pussies的哲学):

See, there’s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck
all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes,
Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies
may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn’t fuck the assholes,
you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!”

以及Team America里的队员说的:

Spottswoode: Remember, there is no “I” in “Team America”.
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.: (pause) Yes there is.

最笨的就是…

Matt Damon: MATT DAMON!

不过觉得整个电影最烂的一句就是:

Lisa: Sometimes believing is all we have. (stated in various ways)

不过也就是这句演变成木偶人做爱, 还有最后的胜利.
再说一次, 这不是很健康的电影.

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  1. 1 人回应 to “Team America: World Police”

  2. By LALA on Apr 4, 2008 | Reply

    laugh out so darn loud until cry…really fun,retard movie..

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