名字胡搞

张贴于 June 20, 2007 – 11:38 pm | 作者是 黄德峻 |

Bloggers们在网络上用的名字,觉得很有意思。以下只是无聊杰作,各位别见怪。

Blogger A: What’s Jeremiah’s surname?

Blogger B: Hu.

Blogger A: Jeremiah! What’s his surname?

Blogger B: Hu.

Blogger A: Jeremiah!

Blogger B: Hu!

Blogger A: God Damn It! Who’s the guy staying in rawang? I want to ask him Jeremiah’s surname.

Blogger B: Rawang boy.

Blogger A: What’s his name?

Blogger B: Rawang boy.

Blogger A: I know he’s a boy from rawang, damn it, what’s his name?

Blogger B: Rawang BOY!

Blogger A: Get me Sam now, where is him?

Blogger B: (thought that A was asking for the blog’s name) Smoothriver.

Blogger A: Huh? Smooth river?

Blogger B: Yea….

Blogger A: Who else know Jeremiah’s surname?

Blogger B: Snow x White.

Blogger A: I know snow is white, i asked you who know his surname!

Blogger B: Snow x White.

Blogger A: Oh screw it! Arghh!! You this kampung girl!

Blogger B: No, i’m not kampung girl.

Blogger A: Yes you are, kampung girl!

Blogger B: No! You can just call me YouZi.

(由于本人还是没有心情温书,决定写续集)

Blogger A: ‘Kay!

Blogger B: No! I’m not Kae either, i’m youzi.

Blogger A: ‘Kay! ‘Kay!

Blogger B: Now you piss me off. I’m not Kae.  You Xiao Lang!

Blogger A: No i’m not, ‘kay?

Blogger B: No! Not Kae!

Blogger A: Kay!

Blogger B: I’m not kae!  Stop being Dai people and say nonsense things.

Blogger A: Hey, don’t insult me, K?

Blogger B: Arghhh.. I’m not K!

Blogger A: K!

Blogger B: I’m not!

Blogger A: K!

Blogger B: I’m not! Don’t be ah dai! I said it seven times!  I feel lazy now.

Blogger A: But.. I’m ah dai!  You are lazy people.

Blogger B: I said i feel! Not that i mean i am!

(有点懒了,不写了)

注一: 没写到的人不是我忘了你们,不过联想不起来。

注二: 胡某的英文姓是Foo。

  1. 5 则回应 to “名字胡搞”

  2. By ~:*:白雪不是公主:*:*~ on Jun 20, 2007 | Reply

    原来B是幽子~ 冷~ 呼呼呼~~~

  3. By youzi on Jun 20, 2007 | Reply

    hahahah! this is funny~

    u got nothing better to do a?

  4. By 黄德峻 on Jun 20, 2007 | Reply

    白雪: 因为她的blog就是Just call me 幽子。

    youzi: 这就是经过几天几夜的读书所产生出来的脑子,原本还想让这对话高潮迭起的

  5. By sam on Jun 21, 2007 | Reply

    LOL LOL…

  6. By youzi on Jun 22, 2007 | Reply

    不懂要留言什么,我一直在笑就是了。

    留个言支持一下~! :)

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