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快熟面的好处是它方便，快熟，而且会饱。

Although the instant noodles are a quick, easy and reliable source of carbohydrates on study nights you run out of bread and too busy to cook rice or pasta, those same noodles are to be prepared with packets of flavouring which are in essence sodium. And how do the noodles remain crisp in storage? They’re deep-fried. Eating more than 3 servings a week would definitely lead to bloating, weight gain, hypertension and not to mention possible kidney disease.

—— Do you like to cook?: Argh! Those instant noodle!!

可是快熟面含有太多不营养又伤身的元素了。

所谓痛苦的抉择，大概就是一个男人要在刹那之间决定舍上面，救下面，还是舍下面，救上面，如同秃头的男人要决定吃不吃一种据说很有效但是有可能导致阳痿的生发药一样。要上面还是要下面？男人的抉择，总是悲壮的。

—— 张小娴 《幸福的鱼脸颊》 之 上面还是下面

不过的吃了快熟面后，要多喝水，这是洗掉快熟面里的不健康原料。

那天与朋友聊天，我们说男人喜欢的东西都很伤身，例如薄荷(mint)与女人。